Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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