Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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