when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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