went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
A+ Viking dick
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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