I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.