Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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