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Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...

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(817): View more from Texas

i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole

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(850): View more from Florida

My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.

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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.

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(425): View more from Washington

the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power

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(815): View more from Illinois

im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.

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(661): View more from California

CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER

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IM LONELY AND HORNY

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(949): View more from California

He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me

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