Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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