Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He has the fingertips of a God
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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