Sry I called you an 8
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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