Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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