i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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