I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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