Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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