I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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