Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize