"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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