it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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