Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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