I just saw a hot homeless man
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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