idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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