I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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