Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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