i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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