I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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