mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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