She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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