if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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