so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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