party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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