No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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