theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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