I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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