the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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