Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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