Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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