Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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