so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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