He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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