Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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