I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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