Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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