my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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