my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx