We're facebook friends in real life
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night