I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
So vagazzling was a success
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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