i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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