no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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