Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
