Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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