i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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