butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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