just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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