I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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